My Top 5 Youtube Food Review Channels (UPDATED)

Hey all in internet land.  I updated this blog to say more things about my favorite people, a disclaimer in small letters and in red so you know I mean it, and a honorable mention.  I know, I know I have been gone for a while.  One of my kids borrowed my laptop and it was stepped on breaking the screen, then after i got a good tablet with keyboard I got sick again.  But lets get down to it, no one cares about my woes...and to be honest I don't either. So why Heather WHY food reviews on your beauty blog.  Well we all need to eat.  If we stopped eating, our skin would get grey and rubbery and we wouldn't have any energy to apply all these ointments and color products to make us human again.  Yes I know they aren't reviewing "health" food on a regular basis, but this is better.  you get to find out how junk food taste Before you waste your money and caloric count to find out they suck.  Another point to address  before the comments come...Why are they all of the Male persuasion.  Yes all my favorite foodies are male.  It isn't that I need to watch other men to get my fantasy material.  I got books for that.  I am married with three boys.  Two of them are teens and then add all the boys they bring around.  The only female around is me and the damn dog.  We are lacking serious estrogen up in this bitch.  Anyhow I digress.  I am feeding men/boys, It also isn't my fault that the men food reviewers are hands down funnier than the females.  And yes It helps that a few of them are nice to look at (greg and dimples I am talking to you)...the hubby gives me a look and leaves the room when he sees me start to silly grin.  I don't say anything about his collection of magazines in his sock drawer do I?  Fair is fair and anyway these guys keep their clothes on.  They have nice smiles, and we all know that, a smile is the first sexiest part of a man we notice and we keep on noticing it far past the novelty of bunny screwing wares off.  It is almost our 16 year anniversary.  Also the smile is another thing where size or shape doesn't count it is how you use it.  okay size does matter..who are we kidding but that is for a different blog topic. Before i go all 50 shades of Heather on you lets get back on topic, Without further ado....going from 5-1...

Top 5 Youtube Food Reviewers.

5. (updated)  SAS...Snack Food Appreciation Society.  Brandan and Will come at us with reviews from their dining tables, his truck and occasionally other places.  They review Snacks as the name implys, fast food on their OTR series, and every friday he does either frozen or hot pizza reviews with the reading of quote from his crazy cat calander.  I really enjoy watching the boys over there at SAS virginia.  They have a great group on facebook the SAS group.  Now why do I like them so much, our main man Brandan has an interesting look, he has a radio voice and shares anticdotes and knows what he is talking about.  I LOVE that his oven runs hot, even though the sweet side of me that loves him wants to fundraise to get him a new oven, I enjoy that he is a reguar joe like the rest of us little people, and not everyones oven works great.  I like knowing what pizza will still taste good even though my oven sucks.  Please Join us over at the snack food appreciation society on facebook. I am a new member but everyone is really nice and it feels like a family club.  

Watch Him HERE

4.  IAN Kiener... Peep this Out.  I like that it sounds dirty but isn't.  Ian is awesome, he has good production value, sound effects, pictures and catchy sayings.  He reviews everything from beverages, to snacks to fast food and movies and electronics and such.  I enjoy him most for his food reviews. A big plus is it seems as he is friends with almost everyone and does great crossover vids and sends his friends stuff to try.  Ian is how I discovered number 3 & 2...Number 1 is how I discovered Ian.  ooh a fun math word problem.  okay moving on.  Go check out our man IAN K.  Now if I didn't know better and perhaps I don't.  I'd say our man Ian K has news casting experience.  He has a news voice.  I like it.  He wants us to Peep it out...Like I said it sounds dirty and mama likes it.  He just got married to a beautiful woman and I wish him all the best.  Keep Peeping it out my man.
Peep him out HERE

Number 3.   The Endorsement,  Yep Dimples himself made it to number three and why three and not two as the dimples on its own should catapolt him into a league of his own... well Greg and Q edged out your award winning smile and laugh by a hair and that hair being the curly hair on irrepresable Q's hair with the witty banter going on.... perhaps if....no..forget it.  Anyhow already you know this man has dimples and an infectious mischievious grin, he also has food and beverage reviews and is funny.  He is believable and REAL.  You can tell he likes what he is doing and he likes the people he meets.  Oh btw...there is a cute little back and forth between Q from number 2 and the Endorsement.  It gets quite humorous and you can tell it is like when your brother hates on you at thanksgiving still when you are in your 30s, it doesn't mean anything...or maybe it does but mom says it doesn't. ;-)  
He can be very persuasive.  Seriously I know simmer the hormones  down right.  He is great at what he does and I look forward to more videos from him.
You can watch him HERE.

Number 2..  Greg and Q form Mr. Happy 0121  or mrhappy0121 in case you are in a hurry to go searching for them..  Why do I love Greg and Q so much.  HONESTY, INTEGRITY, REALNEATO, HUMOR, Damn right I am Shouty Caps like this is a presidential election and they got my vote against yet another Bush demon.  Greg and Q are the bombdiggity.  The Ice in my Ice Ice Baby, The long ass guitar solo in GNR's november rain...shout out to Slash.  Without those elements the songs would not be complete and as awesome as they are (don't hate, Vanilla Ice had his moment and hell I was 12)  Would you rather me compare by saying some obscure referance to the New Kids... Yep I am all about them.  I don't need your damn street cred.  I love the New Kids...aaaaghhhh Jordan....wait joe cuz jordan turned into a douchebag with his arrogant personality, however it doesn't change the glorious years of fantasy world where the bullies were gone and I was having an orgy with them....okay where was I....without those things the songs wouldn't be awesome and without Greg and Q my day wouldn't be as awesome.  On Mrhappy0121 they give videos 5 days a week.  yep 5.   and if i want them another two...i go to the dark side.  Greg does reviews on another channel mrdark0121 or something like that... you look it up, i am getting tired.  You must go check them out HERE.  And Facebook mrhappy0121 Facebook page. Like, Follow tell them LARGE MARGE SENT YA...HA HA HA    

AND the Number 1....God Father of all food reviewers...(in my not so humble opinion).... DAYM DAYM DAYM... no I am not suffering another stroke...it is Daym Drops with Super official food reviews.  He is big, he is funny, he has a great smile and he knows what I like.  anyhow.  He is the chocolate on my extremely vanilla sundae of food reviewers.  He gets a 5 all day son.  Go check  him out NOW !  He also has a gaming channel and does occasional give aways, was featured on the Travel Channel, and gets exclusive first looks at new items coming at us from our favorite or hated fast food restaraunts.  He tells you what is what.  You can see it in his face if he does not like something.  He is like a giant teddy bear you wanna hug, and he has a big heart.

disclaimer.  These are my thoughts, I am not friends, paid or anything by these people to say these things.  Even though I wouldn't mind being friends  with them, that is why I gravitate towards them because I could see myself lunching with them and having so much fun stuff comes out my nose.  I know gross, but hell you know something is down right funny or shocking if a beverage spurts out of your nose.  Don't worry men, I will bring plenty of napkins. Also please don't assume these are the only 5 I watch.   Over the past two years I have subscribed to hundreds of different foodie channels.  Some top ones that I may still enjoy from time to time because of the food, I considered but didn't put in my top five because of things such as arrogance, crankiness, annoying pitches,, unsavory practices and other things.  Out of 50 I actually considered for this blog these are my top 5 because of their charecter, their humor and their genuine spirit.  Thank you for reading...


Honorable mentions

Jack on the Go, Jack scalfani is the first food reviewer I found on accident.  He does cooking demos and reviews of kitchen products *my favorite thing* on his Cooking with Jack channel, and thru that I found his second channel Jack  on the go where he does restaraunt reviews and pizza, burger, taco, wing wars.  Now since he relocated from California to Tennesee he has added BBQ wars.  I love Jack Jr. his son as well.  This guy reminds me of my brother with his dry humor and sarcastic wit.  Check him out as well HERE